Quotes By Family and Friends:
“I’m in loooove again, baby!” ~Grandpa Vegas
”Yeah, she was Puerto Rican from Mexico.” ~Grandpa Vegas
“This is the story of my Scotch-Irish Grandfather. He was very weird and funny.” ~Grandpa, trying to break me out of writer’s block.
“I have disposable thumbs.” ~Poncho, talking about opposable thumbs.
”Don’t ooh”~ Mom
“What’s red and smells like blue paint?” ~Stan, beginning a joke. (by the way, the answer is “red paint”. Classic Stan. :))
“Un-com-fortable!!” ~Mom (the the tune that people sing “awkward”)
“You’re either old or you’re dead.” ~Grandma with the Circle in Her Hair
“I’m trenched!” ~Poncho (who was drenched)
“Good, I can wear it in the Cold War.” ~Poncho, when Dad gave him a coat.
“America is awesome! We can pick people’s garbage!” ~Bug
“That would be true, and also, not a lie!” ~Mom
“They’re trying to take over the galaxy, of course they have styrofoam.” ~Dad
“I will operate this vehicle in a safe and lawful manner.” ~Dad
“Every heart has a spaghetti.” ~A mis-heard Bug (she actually said ‘every artist has its beginning’)
“I’m always alive!” ~Poncho
Quotes from the Strange Show Crew:
“I can see through it.” ~Lemon
“Yeah. Well yeah, I’m a duck. Is there something wrong with that?” ~Duck
“I don’t know, his Uncle Al was there?” ~Pierre
“I am not a frenchy french fry!”~Pierre
”Haven’t you ever heard the term, ’quiet as mice’?” ~Lemon
“Where do you think I’m from? I’m from a wock! I live under a wock!” ~The Salamander
“No I don’t! I live under a wock in a condo!” ~The Salamander, after reading the above quote.
“Oh, you don’t want to see the Salamander angry. Makes a cave troll look like Winnie the Pooh.” ~PoorBill
